May 2013
Send me an URL and I will talk about them
Put a percent in my ask box.
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
DO IT.
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
fckn-mnstr:
its-electrifying:
theangelintheshadows:
thinkinsidethebluebox:
barfingunicorn:
i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:
turtle-perry1:
ticklemyjanoskian:
fireretardantzombies:
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
DO IT NOW
Please guys
I bet no one has the balls.
I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT
Good luck.
Did this before and...
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ballerina-austin:
deductionswiththedoctor:
So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE
CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT,...
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Finally broke down and got an Instagram.
Ask me if you want the user name.
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To My Followers:
thebirdthatcantfly:
To the new followers just discovering my blog:
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